She has NO IDEA that scientists had recently discovered that 2 sperm had simultaneously fertilized a single egg, creating "semi-identical twins".  It's so incredibly rare that it's almost impossible and was believed to be prior to that discovery.  If she knew that, she'd have clearly said so because one would have expected someone to immediately correct anyone who tried to claim that "one or two sperm fertilize a single egg". 

THEN claiming that WOMEN "reabsorb" male sperm ??  Almost amusing but you can't reabsorb what you never absorbed (or created).  Women can react to chemicals and hormones in semen, but sperm and semen are NOT the same thing.  Sperm and most semen leave in normal discharges.

She claims to have been a nurse, but also admitted it was a 2 year course, which means that she was an LPN, at best.  She also only worked in a single doctor's office as his office nurse, meaning she took vitals and such. That's about IT.

Given that she and her husband ran a general store together for decades, by her own admission, it appears that she was an LPN likely for a short time before getting married and raising a family.   Her rampant ignorance proves that whatever education that she once had, is EXTREMELY rusty and significantly INCOMPLETE.

Amadeus right that she goes into her "giggle box" routine when she's over her head and out of her league. 
 

Trish aka Loresinger wrote:

The Hyena laughs at death, laughs at suffering, laughs at people struggling. She should go live with Mondo

Mondo is her day job. 
 

SHE claims to have been an LPN who worked in a doctor's office.  Obviously, an eternity ago.

An LPN is only a 2 year college degree.  They can take blood pressure, pulse, etc.  They can't even give out meds in a hospital.  Now we can all readily see why. 
 

Pikes Peak 14115 wrote:

greenman wrote:

"Sperm aren't living" but somehow "many, many, many sperm die."  That's an hilarious contradiction.  "An ovary is not living" is insane ignorance about medicine...didn't someone say she'd been a NURSE?

Senile, apparently...smh

She doesn't know the difference between living and sentient.
Prolly because she's neither.
Anything to the contrary is just a rumor. 
She's so republican, she rotted. Hasn't died yet. 
Her posts here and there are better described as minimal biological activity. 
Prolly no higher than eating, sleeping, and leaving excretions. 
She happens onto these progressive sites with anecdotes and humor,
then cuts and pastes them onto CPD and R&E to show her good taste and republican intellect.
Pert near the only acknowledgement she gets comes from somebody she hasn't LOLOL!!! and Poor thinged under the train. 
Caught sight of one of her bangs the other day out corner of one eye, and began having a conversation with it. But every time she turned her head to look at it, the bang moved away. Said it was shy. Introduced it to Mondo and invited it to post at CPD. Mondo listed it on his massive membership of the mostly missing. Rumor has it he hopes to bang it. 
 

Almost all she does on the WWB is repost tweets from other right-wing idiots.  Most aren't much smarter than she is, and they all believe each other's BS.  Sad.  Occasional hateful blather from TEXRA or Ted, and the odd funny comment from KR, who for some reason they still put up with.  And Mongo's little pronouncements, of course.
What a pathetic joint...smh